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The NFC North has three of the top 11 teams. Guess who 11 is? Week 4 is over, and for your Amish, hand-crafted power rankings Peter has you covered here, but over on this side of the technologically-driven AI cyber-verse we’re trying something a little different. Power rankings are all about arguing about why they’re wrong, and it’s one thing to be subjectively wrong like Peter, and it’s...
Acme Packing Company (Peter Voight) —
Photo by Patrick McDermott/Getty Images Every NFL team ranked after week four. Fall weather has arrived, which means we’re one month into the NFL season. After four weeks, we know everything. Sam Darnold is MVP and the Commanders are Super Bowl contenders! There is practically no way we’re thrown a curveball at this point. With that being said, our incredibly scientific power...
Acme Packing Company (Justis Mosqueda) —
Charles LeClaire-Imagn Images Green Bay finally brought in some kickers after working out running backs on Monday. On Monday, the Green Bay Packers worked out two players — both running backs — while fans continued to question if the team would be changing their kicker after Brayden Narveson had the worst September of any specialist in the league . On Tuesday, though, the...
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Lon Horwedel-Imagn Images Green Bay is looking at the running back market going into Week 5. Many were expecting a kicker change in Green Bay on Monday after the Packers ’ Brayden Narveson missed two short field goals in the team’s two-point loss to the Minnesota Vikings . That, apparently isn’t happening. Not only did head coach Matt LaFleur stand up for his kicker after the game...
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Photo by Ryan Kang/Getty Images Mike McCarthy’s team has struggled so far in 2024. Is this week their chance to get back on track? 2024 is off to a rough start for the Dallas Cowboys . After starting the season with a dominant win over the Cleveland Browns , Dallas has lost back-to-back home games and has faced 20-point deficits in each one. Against the Saints two weeks ago,...
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Photo by Michael Reaves/Getty Images Packers fans in much of the Midwest and west coast are in luck this week. This Sunday, the Green Bay Packers will have a game broadcast on CBS for the first time in the 2024 season. The league’s old NFC/AFC split across FOX and CBS has eased up considerably over the past few years, and although premium games still typically follow the classic...
Acme Packing Company (Paul Noonan) —
A new number one, and progress at the bottom! Week Three is in the books, and for your traditional bespoke power rankings Peter has you covered here , but over on this side we’re trying something a little different. Power rankings are all about arguing about why they’re wrong, and while it’s one thing to be subjectively wrong like Peter, and it’s quite another to be objectively wrong. And...
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Photo by Jason Miller/Getty Images Messiah Swinson was waived by the Carolina Panthers on Tuesday. The Carolina Panthers made a flurry of moves on Tuesday, which included receiver Adam Thielen going on the injured reserve. One of these moves, though, is particularly interesting from a Green Bay Packers perspective. Back in Week 1, the Panthers poached tight end Messiah Swinson,...
Acme Packing Company (Peter Voight) —
Photo by Andy Lyons/Getty Images A topsy turvy week three sends a few teams sliding down the rankings. Week 3 is in the books and we finally have a bit of clarity across the league! We also don’t know anything. Also, the best quarterbacks are Jayden Daniels, Sam Darnold, and Andy Dalton. So here are some rankings to try and make sense of... whatever that means. Buffalo Bills -...
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Ken Blaze-Imagn Images It looks like Green Bay is keeping its options open. For the second week in a row, the Green Bay Packers are activating backup quarterback Sean Clifford from the practice squad to the active roster. Unlike last week, though, quarterback Jordan Love’s injury status did not change on Saturday. After being listed as questionable last Friday, Love was elevated...
Acme Packing Company (Paul Noonan) —
Let’s see if the Panthers are bad enough to make Paul’s computer explode. With Week 2 now ancient history, it’s time for your analytically based power ranking wrap up to see who has improved, who has gotten worse, and who has simply started to regress to the mean. As always, you can check out Zach’s artisanal power rankings here . What goes into Calculator? Basically, every advanced stat...
Acme Packing Company (Peter Voight) —
Photo by David Eulitt/Getty Images Every NFL team ranked after Week 2. We’re two weeks into the NFL season and we still know nothing. The Saints are a high-flying offense, the Rams have no players left, dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria! Through the same incredibly scientific process as last week, we’re ranking all 32 teams below, Let’s jump in. 1. Kansas City Chiefs...
Acme Packing Company (Paul Noonan) —
Let’s Be Objectively Wrong. Week 1 is in the books, and for your traditional power rankings Zach has you covered here , but I thought we’d try something a little different. Power rankings are all about arguing about why they’re wrong, and while it’s one thing to be subjectively wrong like Zach, it’s quite another to be objectively wrong. And so in the spirit of being objectively wrong, we...
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Photo by Wagner Meier/Getty Images Willis is the latest candidate in Brian Gutekunst’s long search for a backup quarterback. The Packers still haven’t figured out their backup quarterback situation. Not that things were really going to change in season; Ryan Tannehill was probably never walking through that door, and the list of quarterbacks capable of coming in and immediately...
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Photo by Luke Hales/Getty Images Every NFL team ranked after week one. Week one is in the books, and we thought we’d start putting together a weekly power rankings post. We have carefully ranked all 32 teams through a painstaking, stats-backed process and they are definitely not randomly assembled based on how annoying they are. Enjoy! Kansas City Chiefs - They say it’s...