Let's review, once-a-****ing-gain, our dearly departed Mr. 60 million dollar HotPockets (Copyright TripleThreat, LLC):
2014-15
Signings: Shannon Brown (waived), Lamar Odom (waived), Jason Smith, Ricky Ledo (waived), Langston GallowayTrades
Tyson Chandler and Raymond Felton to Dallas for Jose Calderon, Samuel Dalembert, Wayne Ellington, Shane Larkin, and two second-round picks (Cleanthony Early and Thanasis Antetokounmpo)
Wayne Ellington and Jeremy Tyler to Sacramento for Quincy Acy and Travis Outlaw
Travis Outlaw, 2019 second-round pick and swap rights on 2018 second-rounder to Philadelphia for Arnett Moultrie
Iman Shumpert and J.R. Smith to Cleveland for Lance Thomas (via OKC), Lou Amundson, Alex Kirk and Cavs’ 2019 second-round pick
Pablo Prigioni to Houston for Alexey Shved, 2017 second-round pick (Ognjen Jaramaz) and 2019 second-round pick
Drafted: Cleanthony Early (No. 34) and Thanasis Antetokounmpo (No. 51)
2015-16
Signings: Derrick Williams (two years, $10 million), Arron Afflalo (two years, $16 million), Robin Lopez (four years, $54 million), Kevin Seraphin, Tony Wroten (never played), Jimmer Fredette (10-day contract)
Trades
Tim Hardaway Jr. to Atlanta for No. 19 pick in 2015 (Jerian Grant)
2020 and 2021 second-round picks to Philadelphia for Willy Hernangomez
Swap rights on 2019 second-round pick to Orlando for Kyle O’Quinn
Drafted: Kristaps Porzingis (No. 4)
2016-17
Signings: Joakim Noah (four years, $72 million), Courtney Lee (four years, $48 million), Lance Thomas (four years, $27 million), Brandon Jennings (one year, $5 million — waived midseason), Sasha Vujacic, Mindaugas Kuzminskas, Marshall Plumlee, Maurice Ndour, Ron Baker, Chasson Randle (midseason)
Trade: Jose Calderon, Jerian Grant, and Robin Lopez to Chicago for Derrick Rose and Justin Holiday
2017-18
Drafted: Frank Ntilikina No. 8 in 2017, Damyean Dotson, No. 44 and Ognjen Jaramaz No. 58
In summation, Jackson bulldozed the Knicks’ roster, built it from scratch, and bulldozed it again.
He traded Shumpert and Smith to the Cavaliers for Lance Thomas, Lou Amundson, and Alex Kirk. He traded Tim Hardaway Jr. to the Hawks for Jerian Grant, who he traded for Derrick Rose and Justin Holiday — both of whom become free agents. He gave Joakim Noah $72 million after playing only 29 games in 2016. Noah played poorly and sparingly in his first season with the Knicks.
And he signed Sasha Vujacic.
Now, what moves up there make you think the franchise was better off? Because Zinger finally made the playoffs and broke down anyway?
Meanwhile, we're left with Frankie Smokes Hopes and Dreams and his Magic Groin And Really REALLY Long Arms, and memories of Why They Don't Give A Fuck About Authority in Latvia.
Anyone harboring warm memories of Phil Jackson as a player or an executive with the Knicks needs to desperately change meds now.
Love him with the Albany Patroons, sure.
He ****ing burned the house down (thanks Triple, that stupid babysitter post was gold) and his best moves as an exec involved naps.