Some of you are very funny. Preach the tank. Forget that to do so means losing games. You expect youth to play well, yet lose.
See no benefit to this learning curve and then forget that tanking actually means losing, and losing means you don't out play your opponent.
Along the way you have close games and stinkers. Indy not so bad. Philly, Aweful play by the roots.
Then after the loss rage on.
Pick one:
Frank: "and don't tell me he is just 19"
THjr: "whose the Princeton Cunt that signed this guy!!!" Respond with "You prefer Alan Crabbe?"
KP: "He sucked before he got hurt". Respond "24, 7 and defense does not suck!"
Kanter: "can't play a lick of Defense"
Horny: "We need a new coach", Respond "How's that working for continuity?"
Mundiay: "Dude is awful", Respond "Low risk acquisition and low contract and just 21 years old!!"
Then, add like 10 draft picks for 2 spots.
In the odd chance we win, then rage how stupid it is.
Make sure you blame Phil, melo and for good measure Donnie Walsh. Fall back safe space is "we need a new owner".
And never forget that if you can think of a deal, knicks should do it.
Proclaim everyone has to go and start over.
Rinse, Lather, repeat.
What am I forgetting?
1. We don't develop picks until we develop picks.
2. We don't sign free agents.
3. Woe is me, the poor knick fan.
4. Jeremy lin never really happened.
5. MDA died for our sins.
6. We need a Pop clone.
7. Mecca deserves better!
8. Mark Jax is our savior! He from NYC and understands how to read a subway map!
9. Phil never did anything right. When he did, it was an accident.
10. Michael Rappaport is a great actor.
11. Lebron rumors.
12. Willy will have a good game rage.
13. "Get in the truck"? Feels like Knick fans have been in the truck for years!!!
14. Melo will win a chip. Golden Mooby envy will ensue.
15. The word "Starphuching" will be added to Martins bad word list.