McBuckets has turned into McNothing. He's using much too much caffeine, I think. Shoot more threes!
Lance Thomas is all effort and no results.
Jarret Jack makes molasses look fast. Except molasses plays better defense.
Ron Baker has to stop thinking he's a point guard. Just three and D, scrappy-doo!
Where's Willy? Where's Dotson? Where's Trey???