93BUICK wrote:I just had some instant coffee. It was pretty good!
Everytime I think of instant coffee, I think of this Polish chick I dated b/c she made me instant coffee a lot. Smart girl, but she said these things now and then that made me scratch my head yet laugh at the same time.
Real convo:
Her: What are those dogs that are short but long with real short legs?
Me: Daschunds (Pronounced Doc-Sons in case you aren't a dog enthusiast)
Her: Yeah, they are hard for me to say.
Me: Yeah, that's because they are spelled a lot more differently than they are pronounced for some reason.
Her: I know, it looks just like "douchebag."
Will forever be known as the quote of the decade.
“Whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘Would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, I do NOT do that thing.”- Dwight Schrute